You Might Be a Gaymer

If you can't wait until your girlfriend goes to bed so that you can start saying things like jism, wad, spunk, spooge, load, cum, long, hard, tight, facial, etc., then you might be a gaymer.

If members of your clan or gaming organisation feel the need to tell you where gay marriage is legal, and where it isn't, then you might be a gaymer.

If you've ever told another player that he's making you
you really hot, then you might be a gaymer.

If you ever feel pretty using a female avatar, then you might be a gaymer.

If you've ever shaved your entire body in preparation for a night of gaming, then you might be a gaymer.

If you've ever told a player that you "just came all over [his] face, dude," then you might be a gaymer.

If you've talked about reacharounds so often that your fellow players know which is your favorite position and why, then you might be a gaymer.

If you've ever turned your horny girlfriend down when she offers to give you head in order to stay online with your boyz and talk about giving them head, then you might be a gaymer.

If you think that this joke: Q: "Why do women wear makeup and perfume?" A: "Because they're ugly and they stink," is ROTFLMAO funny!!!!! and post it on your clan's message board so that you can all laugh, and laugh, and laugh about women being ugly and stinking, then you might be a gaymer.

And this one: Q: Why did God create women? A: Because sheep can't cook - hahahahaha, that's just soooo fucking funny, isn't it? If your answer is, "OMG, YEAH, that IS SO FUCKING FUNNY, then you might be a gaymer.

If anything that you've read here at Anti-Gaymer really pisses you off, then you might be a gaymer.

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